Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm having to shit out rocks
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
