He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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