gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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