I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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