question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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