It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
