it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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