Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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