so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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