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(416): View more from Ontario

i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones

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(216): View more from Ohio

ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?

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(760): View more from California

Joe is yelling at the trees again.

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(914): View more from New York

all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is

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(732): View more from New Jersey

because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think

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(541): View more from Oregon

oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does

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