Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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