Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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