She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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