I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he fucked my hip out of place.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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