She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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