i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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