worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I came so hard my ears popped.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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