Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
