I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just googled if crying burns calories
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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