I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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