It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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