whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My ass is underappreciated
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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