i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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