This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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