Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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