her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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