she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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