Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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