Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
