Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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