I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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