I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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