the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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