He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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