she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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