Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
