Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
