And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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