And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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