doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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