Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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