As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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