I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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