that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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