Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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