tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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