i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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