yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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