I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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