she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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