your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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