I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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